Gay Defined

Like most people, I have a box where I keep junk. This junk is rubber bands, glue, extra batteries, tape, random screws and wrenches from furniture assembly, string, and tools. Up until now this box was a bag I kept in the closet, but as a homosexual I decided to upgrade. My junk is now kept in a Tiffany & Co. box. During holiday season one of the vendors I buy trims from sent me a very nice Tiffany's carafe and glass from the Atlas collection. I have been enjoying the crystal, but unable to just toss the box. I now have the gayest junk in all the world.