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when crazy met bitch 2

crack my right ankle 3 times before going to bed while falling asleep, and 3 times before I'll get out of bed...i must...

When crazy met bitch...

Everybody has little oddities: slang, mannerisms, beliefs, and so forth. I don't remember when I started to notice mine, but one that strikes me particularly odd is when I have to make a simple, mundane decision: do I drink water or juice? smoke a cigarette or make another drink? chicken or beef? It doesn't really matter what the answer is, but sometimes I find it hard to just pick one...because it doesn't really matter. I have turned to beauty products (shampoo, lotion, toothpaste, etc) for the answers. I remember starting very young...probably 8 or 9 years-old. So to find the answer, I pick up a bottle/tube and look at the ingredient section. Including the header of "ingredients" I start to count the number of times the letter "e" appears. Before I start counting, though, I decide that an odd quantity is option 1 (chicken) and an even quantity is option 2 (beef).........sometimes this step is more complex, such as "chicken" has an odd number of letters so it would be chosen if "e" shows up an odd number of times and "beef" has an even number of letters so it would be chosen if "e" shows up an even number of times. Thus, I count away, sometimes recounting 3 times to make sure it's right, then I go on with my day. CRAZY!